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On Friday, March 18th, 2011 at 3:25 pm, No Comments »

Big Daddy Driver Perfect For Any Avid Golfer

No, this isn’t a normal driver. This club doubles as a whacky weed cutter for those lousy moments of the game in which you find yourself off the beaten path of the fairway.  The Bid Daddy Driver will keep you from getting stuck in the rough. Don’t let its nonchalant look fool you as this club packs a mean swing.

With the weed eater at its base, Big Daddy can also be used as a vile weapon to chop your enemies into fertilizer. It’s only $50 dollars and runs on six (holy shit this thing is almost a Sega Game Gear!) AA batteries. Only to be used for recreational play, this driver is not for the pros. The pros have slaves to cut the grass for them.

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WANT TO GIVE THE GIFT THAT WILL MAKE THE WHOLE PARTY LAUGH HYSTERICALLY? Introducing the Big Daddy Driver “The Funniest Golf Gift Ever!”. No, it’s not a driver with a monster head, it’s a Weed Cutting Golf Driver. Not only does it look like a driver, it is HILARIOUSLY FUNNY!

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Big Daddy Driver Makes Getting Out Of The Rough A Bit Easier

By Luke Anderson

I don’t exactly do much golfing (unless you count putt-putt that is), though when I do happen to wander out on a course, I tend to find my ball in the rough. Those things are hard enough to hit when they’re sitting on perfectly trimmed grass, let alone in the thick wild parts of the course. I know that the rules say that you hit it where it lies, but I don’t recall hearing anything about altering the area around the ball.

This cool Big Daddy Driver is actually a weed-eater disguised as a golf club. This allows you to neatly trim the area around your ball, and thus have a better chance at a decent shot. It will set you back $50 and runs on six AA batteries. I just want to see the look on people’s faces both when you use it, and when they happen upon a strange patch of neatly trimmed grass.


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