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WEED CUTTING GOLF DRIVER!

BIG DADDY DRIVER As I slowly walked past Booth #542 at the PGA Show in Las Vegas, I saw one of the biggest drivers in the world and the proverbial ‘thought balloon’ above my head read “how can anyone miss with one of these monster sized clubheads?” And then reality hit as though I was playing a bit part on one of those TV shows…… this is not for real, it’s out of this world, it’s meant to get a laugh. It made me laugh. I’m talking about the Big Daddy Driver which looks like, feels like, and is sized like one of newer drivers which have a bigger sweet spot than a Famous Andy’s cookie. This driver is certain to be one of the more humorous items one can bring onto the course. No doubt, because the driver is actually a Weed Cutting Golf Club. For those city folk who don’t know what a weed eater is, let me explain: it’s a weed and/or about 6’ tall handheld grass cutter, usually brought out of one garage in the Spring when the grasses around one’s property start looking like the Elysian Fields shown at the end of Gladiator. These grasses, starting to dry up as the days get longer and hotter, cause major headaches for fire departments because they cause major fire hazards. Thus, sometimes it takes days to cut all the grasses within 200 or 300’ of one’s home. I have three weed eaters, all worn out and resting this winter for their stage presence next Spring. The Big Daddy Driver, however, is hot as an item for unadulterated hilarity, accompanied by tons of laughs. It features a shaft length of 42”, head width of 7”, head height of 6”, and weighs 1.35 lbs. To boot, it fits into any standard golf bag. You can’t easily tell it from most other drivers except for it being larger. Big Daddy Driver is powered by six AA batteries, with its electric motor powerful enough to cut through the rough around your ball. All you do is flip open the sole of the clubface and place the bottom of the club over that rough you want to cut. Holding the club just like you hit it, you press two buttons on the shaft and, presto! you got yourself a clean shaven turf off which to hit your golf ball! If ever a product should offer a money-back guarantee for laughs, this Big Daddy Driver is it. (No one will return it because it’s a certainty to enliven the ennui that sometimes pervades a slow round of golf.) To see an actual “You Tube” demo and for more info on this most humorous golf club, perfect as a gift for yourself or for a golfer in your life, visit www.bigdaddydriver.com This driver may well produce more laughs than your regular driver in your bag. And, it will become THE conversation piece of your round. I guarantee it!